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O'Bunny, Bear Witness! Wednesday, July 23, 2025

O’Bunny under my bed,

Are you alive, are you dead?

The closer I get to you the faster you flee.

My breath, my plea.

It scares you.

It scares me too.

O’Bunny under my bed,

Resting permanently below my head,

May you bear witness to me too,

As I do to you.

O’Bunny under my bed,

Do you see red?

I sweep away your friends,

Your family is brushed to their end,

I swear my brooms bristles,

They are as soft as morning-dewed thistles.

O’Bunny under my bed,

You protest!, you detest!, the methods with which I treat your dead.

You say “wooshhhhhhhhhhh!”

O’Bunny whatever you wish.

My witness,

Bear witness

To my grantin of yours,

But Bunny, O’Bunny, my bed’s basement cannot be yours.